International Dating Procedures

AMERICAN WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.Then you promise to marry her but will probab ly abandon the idea.





JAPANESE WOMEN

First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.

Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.

Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.





MALAY WOMEN

First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.

Second date: You get t o home base with her.

Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family.

The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!





CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.

Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.





INDIAN WOMEN

First date: You meet her parents.

Second date: The date is set for the wedding.

Third date: It's your wedding night!





HONG KONG WOMEN

First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet

Second date: you max out all your credit cards

Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base .. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.

My New Padini shirt

After finished the movie I went to shopping in Queensbay Mall, Penang and I bought a long shirt in Padini shop....the shirt looking nice for me and I ready like the shirt very much...what to you think??? any comment??? the shirt look more nicest or I am look more handsome or both???? : D


The shirt I plan using when I going the trip to Guangzhou, China in this end of year. Over there the weather will around 18 degree and the long shirt will give me warm : )

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

Exabytes given a free movie tickets THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE but I not ready enjoy the movie.....boring movie. For me I will not spend my money going to take this movie in the cinema I more refer to ACTION movies (* - *)